I thought this story was super creepy for some reason, i dont know why it effected me the way it did….there is a section where i was having a little trouble holding in my emotions there…..and there is a strange Budweiser frog noise that happens in there…i’m not sure if its a ghost frog or my throat….either way….
Super Mario Galaxy 2, fun game is it not? Of course it conforms to that old Nintendo mantra; ‘playable for all players.’ Do you recall ‘Shiverburn Galaxy’, a normal enough level? Have you ever tried looking up and to your left? It’s not the sort of thing one does when racing through a level to obtain a star, but just try it…You’ll see something…strange.
A trio of creatures, watching you…
Omnipresent, wherever you are on the stage, no matter which spot you choose, look up and to your left and they will always be there…watching. Examine the game files and you’ll see a strange title, ‘HellValleySkyTrees’, though clearly they are not any form of flora.
Look further and you’ll find out the entire area they inhabit is deemed ‘BeyondHellValley’, these creatures lie beyond the ominously named valley…Does Mario reside within a form of hell? Constantly rescuing a repeatedly captured Princess? Are these creatures some form of demon, watching Mario repeat the same purgatorial task eternally…for pleasure? Soothsayers maybe, trying to warn Mario what will happen next? Perhaps his guardians, warning, watching…..waiting?
o yea, im going to upload it on a alternate youtube channel….far far away from my primary story telling youtube channel…
i have it ready to go the original, hard cover Pet Semetary book from the 80’s ……maybe i’ll give it away when im done reading it…i love giveaways!!
HEY THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding….
I’m universally nice to everyone honestly….I realize that being nice is a lot easier then being mean. I also realize every niche has a popular kids group….and I can say that In all the niche’s i’m a part of, the horror blog, the creepypasta the youtube, i dont sit at the cool kid table in any of those.. http://youtu.be/mkdQ1hatd2s .. I make my own fun its ok…..you can sit at my table if you want!!!
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Weeky Horror News Round-up!! First ever weekly roundup…..eeeeek i was a little nervous but 3 cups of coffee sure did get rid of that.
This isnt spooky, but did I ever tell u about the time I met jon favreau? True damn story…..
Super old blogpost from my wordpress
First off I will say that I wanted to write a review for the movie, really did. But for some reason those are really hard for me because before I know it , I have told you the whole fucking movie. Don’t want to do that to you.
I will definitely say that IRON MAN 2 was WAY Better then the first. THEN I will say that, Scarlett Johansson as the Black Window was so effin HAWT, and I’m encouraged to start working out and dye may hair red. And finally I will say that if there is a movie that you should definitely see it would be IRON MAN 2, and last night at the first fan screening, it was ABSOLUTELY EPIC!
—-24 hours ago—-
Deciding that it would probably be best to leave super retardedly early that is precisely what we did. After our hour and a half drive was behind us from San Antonio to Austin Texas we were starving and needed grub. Our original plan was to head to Pluckers, BUT we couldn’t find it because Austin’s hwy system was designed by someone who was either..
- A. fucking blind as a bat.
- B. did NOT have any sense of logical direction.
- C. was Dr. fucking Seuss.
Needless to say we couldn’t find Pluckers….
We ended up @ Austin’s Pizza…
After finishing the WHOLE pizza i kid you not, we thought it was probably time to head over to the line…it was about 2pm. Our screening didn’t start until 7pm….lol shhhyea…we weren’t really looking forward to the line part of it…
Did i mention how Austin has like the crappiest traffic ever?? And how simply pulling out of a parking lot can make someone want to kill themselves??
We arrived to the Draft house which was a whopping 3 blocks away….
(Is it me, or does the Draft House sign KIND of look like a penis and balls?)
After about a hour of sitting on the pebble gravel my butt and legs were more then numb, then out of NO WHERE i hear the LOUDEST FART i think i ever heard in my life. Surrounded by people in line, there was no doubt in my mind who it was. Out of the corner of my eye i see Roland trying to shuffle around, rubbing his shoes on the pebble gravel trying to replicate the noise. Pretending i didn’t hear anything i stared at my phone holding in the laugh i had building with everything i had. Feeling a little sorry for Roland thinking to myself that he must be so embarrassed, poor guy, i hear him snicker next to me…then giggle…then laugh…and i just lost it. That mofo wasn’t embarrassed! I should have known that from the get go….THEN , i started thinking “Man, i hope they didn’t think it was ME that farted all loud like that…”
The hours passed like months, and a brief tease of a truck with a trunk full of gift bags that weren’t even for us, we finally get into the theater and take a seat for the movie we had been waiting outside for hours to see. The lights Dim, and we are told that there is a special recorded message (no doubt from the director Jon Favreau)
I FUCKING DIED! JUST DIED….. RIGHT THERE….YOU HEAR THAT SCREAMING…YEA THAT WAS PROBABLY ME…SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL… Robert Downey makes me scream like a little girl…..
I was pretty excited when Jon Favreau came out NO DOUBT, when when Robert Downey Jr. Walked out on that stage all my fan girl fucking glory came rushing out!!!
The movie like i said was Great, action packed and funny. After Jon Favreau came out for a short Q & A. The whole time he was doing it, i was thinking to myself, Man i should ask a question about the the Rumors about Scarlett Johansson in the “Black Window” Movie. Deciding against it, we are told that he will only answer 3 more questions…so i was like you know what….you only live this life ONCE. If i don’t ask the question i WANT to ask in this moment i will always look back and WISH that i just had enough balls to ask that question. SO…….i raised my hand and asked…..
….(ever have a WHOLE room of 300 people turn around and look at you…yea, its a very woah type of situation)
But then Everyone cheered! (lol THAT was awesome)
ME: There have been rumors of a Spin off Black Widow movie WITH Scarlet, do you think you may have any involvement with that?
Basically, his answer was No, BUT that it is a possibility that someone should try to establish a STRONG female super hero lead,but that most studios are afraid of that because they feel it might not be marketable or something people want to see WHICH i kind of disagree with because half the super hero movie audience are male, WHO I am almost POSITIVE wouldn’t mind sitting through a hour and a half of Scarlett Johansson kicking ASS in leather. Shit…i would….
ANYWAY…proud of my bravery the Q & A was over, and invited to the after party (woohoo) We collect our awesome gift…
We head over to the after party…drink tickets in hand… (yay for drink tickets) We see Jon Favareau sitting at a table drinking a beer talking to fans…I tell Roland , you should go get your book signed. Naturally Roland was super reluctant… (he is normally really shy and doesn’t talk to anyone) I told him about how i felt when asking my question and that he should or he would regret it….
He mustered up his courage….MET Jon Favareau, shook his hand and had a short chat with him!!! WTF!!???
Then Jon Favareau jumped on the turntables and started spinning and scratching records….
(yea…..the whole night was so fucking surreal….why not, the director of Iron Man scratching on some turn tables at a club that was ALSO a fucking bowling alley in Austin Texas to complete the night…..….)